November 22, 2024

2 thoughts on “Kerry King – From Hell I Rise Album Review

  1. Review is just as terrible and insincere as the album. Any seasoned metalhead is going to find this record to be a yawn-inducing waste of time: as if anyone couldn’t tell that from the painfully generic, zero-effort cover art and the fact that we’re decades removed from even any interesting Slayer material.

    This K.K. album is nothing but stock, rejected Slayer riffs performed with all the energy of a sloth going to sleep. Much, much poorer than even the worst Slayer album. I can only conclude this reviewer is new to metal or is lying for the $$$.

    1. Why “Meatwater”, my cherub. What a remarkable comment. The inevitable corollary, of course, is that you are a metal expert, whose opinion is inviolate. In response to your musings, I offer the following.
      1. If the review is insincere, the reviewer (who has been listening to metal for a good few decades), probably shouldn’t have gone out and bought the album. That feels like a step too far in the search to prove authenticity of feeling.
      2. That you imagine that the label (or perhaps Kerry himself) appeared with a fistful of used-oncers, slipped into a brown envelope, only goes to show how lacking in awareness you are as to how the industry works.
      3. We are far from the only site offering a positive review of the album. Presumably you are arrogant enough to believe that all of the reviewers have been bribed or are new to the wonderful genre of metal, purely because they disagree with your edgy take on the matter.
      4. Music is subjective, old lemon. That’s the whole joy of it. You may hate the album, and we wouldn’t consider you wrong, bribed by a mysterious anti-Kerry lobby, or naive, because it’s your opinion. That’s rather how opinions work.
      5. Last but surely not least, the fact that you claim Slayer are decades past any interesting material really shows a certain bias on your part. While you are far from the only person to have that opinion (please take note of this oft-repeated word in this missive and add it to your vocabulary), it does rather suggest that you really aren’t its audience. Given that the review mainly references new Slayer albums, you could even say we tacitly allude to the fact.

      Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off for a cruise in the new Mercedes Kerry bought us as a thank you…

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